Crap! Have you been here before?
BIRD BATH
IF you've lived in Port Douglas long enough this has probably happened to you.
The beautiful fig trees on Macrossan Street attract thousands of birds each evening, meaning your car may be painted a different colour should you park under one for too long.
A trip to the car wash was in order for the owners of this black Ford after the symphony of chirping and, um, activity was complete last week.
Then again, maybe they're Collingwood supporters.
Has this ever happened to you? Let us know in the comments below!
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