Cure found for Christmas condition



Monday 17 December 2012

Cure found for Christmas condition

Are you noticing changes in a family member as Christmas Day approaches? Perhaps he or she is a little short-tempered or irritable.

'Over-xmas-itis' is a common condition at this time of year that afflicts adults who are burdened with the responsibility of hosting Christmas lunches for family and friends.

The sufferer's condition worsens as their guests' enjoyment of the occasion and subsequent laziness grows.

But there is hope.

After much research, QT Resort Port Douglas has developed the only known cure for 'Over-xmas-itis' - an American-inspired Christmas lunch in QT's Bazaar.

The sufferer will experience instant relief simply by being told by loved ones that an appointment to receive the cure has been made.

The treatment involves the sufferer being surrounded by friendly faces, old and new, in the laid back atmosphere of QT's Bazaar and presented with a series of gastronomic delights.  

These delights include.

  • Jack Daniels soaked deep fried whole turkey
  • Glazed hams
  • Vanilla, strawberry, mint & champagne poached ocean trout
  • Sweet potato & marshmallow pie
  • Oyster & chorizo stuffing
  • Herb stuffing
  • Soup
  • Garlic & thyme mash
  • Roast chicken
  • Red wine braised beef cheeks
  • BBQ pork ribs
  • Mixed vegetables
  • Eggnog panna cotta
  • Gingerbread cookies
  • Mince pies
  • A beverage package for those 18 years and over


Please note: Mouth-watering is an inevitable side-effect of the treatment.

To ensure the 'Over-xmas-itis' is completely out of the sufferer's system, QT's facilities including its incredible lagoon pool will be available to them and their family and friends.

Stop the suffering. Book your Christmas lunch at QT's Bazaar now on 4099 8900.

Adult $159 (18yrs + includes drinking package)
Teen $89 (13 -17yrs)
Child $69 (10 –12yrs)
Child $49 (4 - 9yrs)
Children under 3 free